Sh~i~t there’s noth~i~ng to do.
Go out and kill somet)(ing.
I look down upon you all with a condescending gaze. All of you are nothing compared to me and my royal blood.
I am t)(e Emperor of t)(e mig)(ty Alternian Empire. All I lay my eyes on is mine to rule as I see fit, even my subjects.
I cull all w)(o CHALL-ENG-E my rule, even the youngest of )(eirs. I have ruled for )(undreds of sweeps and I s)(all continue to do so for all time.
(RP blog for rule63 alpha condesce)
Status: Normal
AP: ohh shello yur imperiousness
AP: alsoo thankz fer followin tah anenomeone I missed eel free tah introduce yurshellves
)(ello, w)(o mig)(t you be? More importantly, )(ow old are you?
AP: I’m Repune an I’m 7
AP: soo yu dun hafta worreh I’m naut gonna taek yur throne or yur coral armor or whatevah
I am not worried about t)(at in t)(e least. W)(at bot)(ers me is w)(en adult trolls continue to use sea puns. No one over t)(e age of 10 s)(ould be using t)(em.

Beedril + Ivysaur
Jumping the pokefusion bandwagon because I can. uvu
Check out this badass baby-bug, guys and gals! :D
s8xyvriska said: it’s so small, it would only touch my nose
Bet a pail on it.
Ok, I 8et a pail you can only touch my nose with your 8ulge when standing 3 inches away from me.
T)(en get down on your knees so I can put your c)(ildis)( assumption to rest.
No way, you’re freakishly tall already, your crotch is at my eye level.
T)(en, just stop running your mouth and lean your )(ead back.
s8xyvriska said: it’s so small, it would only touch my nose
Bet a pail on it.
Ok, I 8et a pail you can only touch my nose with your 8ulge when standing 3 inches away from me.
T)(en get down on your knees so I can put your c)(ildis)( assumption to rest.